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ABOUT TOYS THAT BÏTE

Toys That Bïte debut album You Have Been Warned, heavy rock album released March 2026

“This is music designed to be played loud and enjoy a few drinks to” – Powerplay Magazine

Toys That Bïte arrive with their highly anticipated debut album “You Have Been Warned,” a razor-tight introduction to a band that favors big hooks over simple nostalgia.

Produced by Ben Turner (Part Chimp, Mark Lanegan) and mixed by Grammy-nominated Romesh Dodangoda (Motörhead, Bring Me The Horizon), the album showcases a fully formed sound—blending the DNA of Judas Priest and Iron Maiden with a gritty, bar-room swagger. From the anthemic self-titled lead single to the twin-guitar attack of the title track, Toys That Bïte deliver steel-hard riffs and galloping rhythms built for the front row.

Formed in 2022 around a long-running writing partnership, the band’s transition from the practice room to the stage was instantaneous; a standout 2024 debut performance at an Ilfracombe rock weekender led directly to their first distribution deal.

Recorded at Axe & Trap Studios with the same fire that fuels their “Biters” fanbase, “You Have Been Warned” captures the essence of a band that cares about real stories and high-energy connection. Whether it’s the tongue-in-cheek grit of “Genius Level Stupid” or the last-orders singalong of “Pour Me A Whiskey,” Toys That Bïte deliver a straight-ahead heavy rock experience designed to make heads bang and pints spill.

TOYS THAT BÏTE ARE:
Adam “AJ” Stanley – Vocals
Karl Bauers – Guitars and Backing Vocals
Dave Rivett – Guitars and Backing Vocals
Jason “Shep” Sheppard – Bass
Terry “Tezza” Anderson – Drums

ALBUM REVIEWS

Toys That Bïte – You Have Been Warned album cover, UK classic rock debut released March 2026

“It is glorious, unadulterated fun… this is music designed to be played loud and enjoy a few drinks to.”

Powerplay Magazine

“A debut album heavy rock record that feels purposeful, uncompromising, and confident in its own skin.”

P&L Tunes

“The debut album by Toys That Bite is nothing if not a lot of fun… a blast from start to finish.”

Overtone Magazine

“‘Last Train To Hell’ is a fast paced boogie rocker… ‘Pour Me A Whiskey’ is soulful and promising.”

Fireworks Magazine

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